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17/04/14
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driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

17/04/14
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geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

image

17/04/14

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

17/04/14
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hughsdancys:

red wedding: NOOOO

purple wedding: YOOOOO

17/04/14

highwayvagrant:

if u think a girl looks bad u can just keep it to yourself really i mean uh
there’s like a billion dollar industry based on them keeping them feeling as bad as possible

u don’t have to assist

17/04/14
judge: why did you kill that man
me: it's a metaphor
judge: oh....ok lol
17/04/14

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

17/04/14

joydick:

asking whats for dinner is scary because it could make or break your night

17/04/14
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"Love yourself —
when its fucking 2 a.m and you’re not even halfway through with your essay that was due last week.
when your mom is yelling at you because your grades are shit
when your dad comes home late smelling like booze
when your dog just died and youre the only one who took care of him
when your brothers girlfriend is cheating on him and if you tell him he’ll hate you
when you lost your best friend to someone you hate
when you think— no you wish that today was your last day,
just fucking love yourself because when every body is too busy trying to fuck up your life you’re the only person that can save you,
your life isnt some fucking john green novel, no one can save you but yourself."
Unknown (via perfect)
17/04/14
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zaataronpita:

the last time I trusted someone I lost an eye

How often do you think Fury uses that excuse though?

  • the last time I did paperwork I lost an eye
  • the last time I wore colors I lost an eye
  • the last time I tried decaffeinated coffee I lost an eye
  • the last time I compromised I lost an eye
  • the last time I took life advice from Barton I lost an eye